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It’s hot. Not Arizona hot or anything, but way too hot for my delicate Washingtonian self. Besides, we now live in an old house that’s in the sun all day and we can’t even open most of the windows at night because they don’t have screens. Plus, we don’t own any fans. It’s almost 90 degrees in my house right now, up from the super chilly 75 degrees that it “cooled” down to last night. And it’s not even the hottest part of the day yet!

 

That means that I have no brain today. I can’t be clever or even coherent. Sad, I know, but the heat kills me.

 

So… here you go! This is special for Daizy…

 

 

 
I hope everyone has a safe and fun Independence Day!

 

Ok, this one really is for Daizy!

Ok, this one really is for Daizy!

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Happy Summer!

 

I’m tired this morning, so… video!

 

This is quite funny and the Bella Bonus round is great.

 

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Happy Father’s Day, Tart-Men!

 

Probably not surprising, but there just isn’t as much funny Twilight “dad” stuff out there as there is for the “moms”. Bella is pretty easy to make fun of, of course, but I think it has more to do with the fact that the dads in Twilight are generally pretty cool. Much like the fathers around the Tarty homes.

 

So, we’re going for a little more sentimental today.

 

I'll bet he'd know some good places to hide the body, too!

I’ll bet he’d know some good places to hide the body, too!

Some of our favorite fictional fathers.

Some of our favorite fictional fathers.

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This weekend was weird, which means that this post got delayed a day.

 

My social life is very centered around kids these days, which means that I probably make it to only one or two non-kid-birthday parties all year. As it happened, we were invited to two of them on the same day!

 

As an added bonus, the wonderful Daizy offered up a slumber party for the kids so GESA and I were all alone for almost 15 hours!

 

Interestingly, the second party that I attended was a Pure Romance party… I’ve never been to one of those. I thought I had a pretty good handle on what was out there, sex toy wise, but apparently things have come a long way since I’ve been in a sex shop (you know, before the children). We passed around all kinds of things with more speed/pattern options and range of motion than I’ve ever seen. Poor Daizy had to put up with getting texts from me during the party, which I’m sure she appreciated. Also, I might have been drinking something called a Pink Panty Dropper.

 

What does that have to do with this site? Well, the catalog actually included a section called “The Grey Revolution“! Fifty Shades is everywhere. To be honest, it makes me a little sad. I kind of miss the days when they were Edward and Bella and we’d wait impatiently for the next installment of “Master of the Universe”. I don’t begrudge E.L. her success or anything, I just miss it being our little story.

 

Then again, without the widespread invasion of Fifty, I couldn’t find things like this:

 

This, I love.

This, I love.

They're so tricky!

They’re so tricky!

Did you know that there were official Fifty Shades products? Chosen by E.L.? I don't think that I did.

Did you know that there were official Fifty Shades products? Chosen by E.L.? I don’t think that I did.

 

Of course, it’s no “sparkle peen” (refrigerate for that authentic experience!)…

Edward? Is that you?

Edward? Is that you?

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The other day, I was thinking about New Moon. I have no idea what brought that on considering the fact that it’s both my least favorite book and my least favorite movie! Nonetheless, it stuck in my head.

 

(I’m pretty sure that I was looking for something specific about it at the time, but I can’t remember what it was!)

 

Luckily, it all worked out since I found some very fun New Moon stuff that I haven’t seen before!

 

Not a bad explanation, actually! Much better than all of the whining and stupidity that took place.

Not a bad explanation, actually! Much better than all of the whining and stupidity that took place.

And this is the natural progression...

And this is the natural progression…

Love him.

Love him.

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