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Last week, I featured several takes on the same New Moon picture:

 

Overreact much?

 

This time around, I have fun interpretations of different screen shots from the same scene. So, “Jasper needs a time out”, the conclusion.

 

I don't know, Rob looks pretty scuzzy sometimes too. Not sure he has room to talk...

 

Cake!

 

Have I mentioned my love of Carlisle?

 

Creepy.

 

Bonus! Kingsley!

 

I heart Kingsley so much.

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Jasper time! I’ve collected enough for two posts, so this will be continued next week.

Many thanks to the people who made them. If anyone wants to claim credit, just let me know! I honestly have no idea where any of them came from anymore.

So, “Take it down a notch, Jazz”- part one!

 

Let's just set the scene... Bella has carelessly gone and given herself a paper cut...

 

He's just trying to be helpful!

 

Really, Jazz, take it down a notch.

 

This seems a little extreme.

 

Oh! I'm with you now, Jasper!

 

 

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This post was seriously delayed by a horrible attack on my poor computer. I sat down to look for funny things to share and suddenly all kinds of scary security things popped up! And then some random, fake virus software tried to take over the computer! It took GESA all day yesterday and today to do the recovery and scanning and destroying of malicious programs to get the little netbook back to functional. Poor little Jasper. (I don’t think I’ve mentioned before that this netbook is called Jasper. I named him that because he made me feel better after I birthed the most recent little one by letting me be on the internet during my recovery.)

 

So, anyway, I was inspired to look for Twilight fails after my technology failed me!

 

Poor Edw...er... Rob...

 

Spidermonkey! (Click on the image to see the wires better.)

 

Real Corgis wouldn't allow this kind of thing.

 

Big congrats to Daizy and her new addition! I got to hold her today (the little one, not Daizy) and she is beautiful and cuddly!

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Have you seen that “still a better love story than Twilight” meme going around? I find most of them dumb or mean, but there are a few that I thought were funny. (Ok, some of them are still a little mean…)

 

So, from around the web, some of my favorites!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't help but totally agree with this one.

 

This just cracked me up, so I’m including it even though it’s not Twilight-related:

 

 

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