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August « 2011 « The TwiTarts Library

Archive for August, 2011


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This has been a crazy week on the east coast… our very own YourSoulKitchen has been dodging earthquakes and hurricanes all week. So it seemed like a good week to feature a calming force. Of course, I’ve already done Team Jasper, so on to Team Esme! (Plus, she’d totally help you stock up and fortify your house if the need arose!)

Most of these focus on her being the Best Vampire Mom Ever! which is fine and all, but I think we all know that she could pretty much destroy anyone or anything who threatened her family. All of us around here are moms and I’m pretty sure we can relate to that feeling!

 

She wants to build me a super cute new house? Coolest mom ever.

 

Well, maybe not ALL vampires, but certainly some of the good ones!

 

Maybe she'll adopt me?

 

Which is pretty much what a mother should be...

 

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I’m way behind in my write-ups (well, 3 or 4 stories anyway) so I’m not even sure that I’ll remember the specifics of the stories well enough! I’m sure that Daizy will trigger some of my ideas with her comments, though.

 

First up, I’m going to discuss “Wide Awake” by AngstGoddess.

In a nutshell: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. A lot. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. Set in high school. It’s All Human but otherwise pretty canon.

 

I really liked this story, for the most part. The cookies were a fun plot device and the back stories for both Edward and Bella were both suitably tragic. A good read, if a little traumatic.

(Spoiler comments in discussion!)

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Previously on Twi-Tarts… lots of teams! We left off with Team Emmett (let us all go back and visit Team Emmett, sigh) so it’s only fitting that I start off this round of teams with Team Rosalie!

I must admit, I usually like the fic Rosalies better than the book or movie Rosalie,  but she’s still a great character and anyone who doesn’t think Bella is perfect is ok with me!  (Honestly, I think it’s because the book focused a lot on why Rosalie resented Bella instead of how kick-ass Rosalie could be on her own. Then again, it’s Bella’s story so I guess that’s to be expected.)

Apparently, I'm not alone!

 

A fun play on her vanity.

 

Exactly.

 

There’s really not a lot of Team Rosalie out there… but there is this:

She was a little theatrical back then...

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So, in 94 days (give or take) we will have all seen Breaking Dawn Part 1 and quite likely been blown away. Obviously. Because really, we’ve already seen what happens to the headboard. Even Dragonwife couldn’t help but notice the HOTness of he who is OMEdward. While waiting for Eclipse the net was overrun with TwiLovingLadies swooning about the mere idea of the leg hitch. For BD they already showed us the headboard! Holy mother of God what are they saving for the theater?!?!?

Anyway, back to my point. Everyone knows that everyone is looking forward to the wedding, the headboard breaking honeymoon and the realization that Nessie is on her way. I think we can also consider it a given that we’re all dying to find out exactly where will we be left hanging off the cliff.

What I want to know now is: What other scenes are you especially excited to finally see realized on the big screen?

 

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I tried. I really did. But there just isn’t much out there that’s both funny and pro-Edward!

And Harry Potter almost always wins our over Twilight.

It's a toss-up, if you ask me.

 

Though, sometimes, Harry is trying to be helpful.

Daizy? Is that you?

 

And, sometimes, Harry is… protective…

GESA? Is that you?

 

But, mostly, it’s all pro-Potter and anti-Twilight. I’m not sure if that means the Twilight fans have a better sense of humor, but I like to think that we’re secure  enough in our fandom that we can appreciate the fun poking. (Fun-poking? Poking of fun? This is starting to sound a little more lemony than I intended!)

Think they'll take me in?

 

I think I’ll do another Team post next week… so here’s a nifty one-off.

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I have some stories to comment about (I’ve read a few since the last time I did a story post!) and I might even get to them this week… don’t tell my kids, but I might actually have a few uninterrupted hours ALL BY MYSELF while they’re off at various grandparents’ houses. Whoo-hoo!

Anyway, it’s Sunday which means it’s funny time! Another DevientArt find today, this time from pippin1178 (again)… also known for the Mythbusters funny. I’m pretty sure I didn’t feature this one before, but please let me know if I start repeating myself!

One might think that I’m anti-Edward with as much fun as I poke at him… but I’m really not. It’s true that I like the supporting characters much better than Bella and Edward, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that I don’t like them. Or maybe it does.

Either way, Edward as body glitter was just too funny to pass up!

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