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The whole “Team Jacob” thing last week was kind of fun, so I thought I’d feature some of the less recognized teams this week.

I looked for some of the other wolfpack members, but apparently the wolves don’t have as much of a sense of humor. Mostly, it was just pictures of them shirtless… which, while hot, doesn’t really make for much of a Sunday funny.

Why so serious?

 

There wasn’t much good out there for Renee, Angela or Jessica either… but I did find some Tyler and Newton funnies!

Straight up Team Newton

Team Newton, with a twist!

Team Tyler. And Team Tyler's Van!

Team Tyler's Van, with a twist.

 

Also surprising, not much in the way of Team Victoria. I would have expected a bit more as she was featured in several movies. Fortunately, the bad guys weren’t totally unrepresented out there!

Team Volturi

Team James

What “team” should I look for next week???

No Esme? No Charlie? WTF?

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There’s been a lot of “Team Jacob”-ness around my house lately… Middle Child, who’s all of 3 years old and was “vampire princess sleeping beauty” for Halloween last year, declared that werewolves are very brave, much braver than vampires. I’m sure that’s GESA’s influence as I’m totally “Team All-the-hot-guys” (though I’ll go with  Team Carlisle if I must take a side).

I’m presenting these without comment, though, because I’m afraid of the rabid Team Edward and Rob people. At least one of whom knows where I live!

Anyway, Happy Father’s Day to Team Jacob’s GESA! (And to the other Fathers out there, too, regardless of their Team affiliation!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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All this talk about potential shoulder/body doubles in a certain headboard breaking scene (I’ve even seen it suggested that Taycob filled in!) got me thinking about Edward’s alter ego, Cedric.

Some of these came from DeviantART. Credit is given for those I could find.

 

First up, how vampires are made:

 

Of course, it’s not quite as easy as that… Carlisle, or someone in a white coat anyway, had to help!

 

I’m guessing Cedric doesn’t mind the change so much, though. Edward did turn out to be very popular, as evidenced by the Movie Awards last weekend. (art from attkcherry)

 

Even Harry seems to like him better now. (art from Chrissiannie)

 

For the record, the body double rumor has been officially debunked. I’m sure Daizy will appreciate me reminding everyone of the fact that those body parts are all Edward/Rob(/Cedric). (art from vanipy05)

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A while back Dragonwife shared a list of great sounding stories by Savage7289. I started with Surviving Bella because it could be loaded into my trusty Sony 🙂

As I write this up I know that in keeping away from any spoilers it may come across as any-other-Twi-fan-fic. But it’s not. It’s a-fucking-mazing!

So yeah, here goes.

Anthony is a really messed up alcoholic, womanizing asshole with an incredibly dark past. Bella is pure innocence and pretty much all that is right with the world. Bad shit went down in her life, too, but she handles it well and is planning her future.

Bella was taking a break on a lovely cruise before she started on her new path. Anthony is just taking yet another group of wealthy tourists for a snooty vacation on his ship The Twilight. There’s a storm. There’s a life raft. There’s a revelation that their paths have crossed before.

I believe that sets the stage. I wholeheartedly recommend this story and hope you read it and run back here to share your thoughts!

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I’m on vacation this week! We’re spending time in Seaside, attending conventions and playing on the beach. Of course, our beach vacation is nothing like this:

Waterfalls in the Pacific NW are not warm enough for this.

 

Or even this:

These vampires live at the beach, right?

 

But there may have been some dorkiness, like this:

Except GESA has a beard. And isn't this... um... young.

 

And, I assure you, I look just like this in my bathing suit:

Except my hair is shorter... and I'm not as blue...

 

Still, the trip to the beach got me thinking about sparkly vampires in the sun. And how funny that is…

Daizy? Is that you?

 

But, as it turns out, the sparkling could actually be a problem in more than the “we’re so dazzling we must hide our beautiful skin” way.

I haven't seen this guy at the beach either, though.

 

(I just have to pat myself on the back here… I got Rob, Hugh and Keifer all in the same post!)

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