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January « 2011 « The TwiTarts Library

Archive for January, 2011


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Fun with Cafe Press this week…

This could totally be our mission statement:

Or maybe this…

Hogwarts vs Forks? Kind of a tough decision…

One for Daizy!

And one just for GESA (we tease because we love you, honey!)…

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So I remember a while ago, we discussed how we “see” the FF characters in our heads as opposed to on-screen faces.

I always “saw” Edward as being Rob and Bella as Kristen.

With this book, I see Edward as a short, almost stocky redheaded guy that looks NOTHING like Rob. I imagine him being about 5′ 5″ or so that looks like he’s of Irish decent. I keep trying to picture him as Rob, but it’s just not happening. He also seems like a someone I would call a douchebag in real life. The unnecessary potty mouth is a little annoying.

I “see” Bella looking the same, she always looks the same to me. Though this Bella is pretty awesome.

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I’m definitely loving this story! One day I will finish it, I’ve been reading about one chapter a night.

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Hmmmm… I wonder how it compares to Weight Watchers (never tried WW personally, but I’ve thought about it).

The Twilight Weight Loss Plan

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Just realized that I never started a post for the latest chapter! Probably because Daizy and I have discussed it a couple of times already. So… what do we think?

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I finished the American Vamp in Chicago series and found that I loved the story. There are four stories in the series: An American Vampire in Chicago, Sleeps With a Vampire, Call of the Vampire and Born to Be a Vampire. Just4ALE is quite a talented writer. It’s not just that she turns a pretty phrase. She also has the story build in such a way that I felt rewarded when the puzzle started to come together. Just in case what I’m about to write is considered a spoiler I’ll add it to the comments.

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Things seem to be a little slow around here lately. I guess we’re all busy with the new year and individual reading! (Some of us reading more than others, eh Daizy and Sony?)

So I thought this might be a fun kind of thing…

Found this here… what do you think? Fan or not?

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You know you’re a Twilight fan if…

  1. Every time you see a silver volvo you smile to yourself (and secretly hope its Edward that steps out)
  2. When you tell your SO he is your Edward and expect him to take it as a huge compliment.
  3. Forks, Washington is on your list of places to travel to.
  4. When you compare your everyday life to the books.
  5. You’ve named your children Edward, Jacob, Bella, Alice, Jasper, etc…
  6. You refer to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart not as their names but as Edward and Bella.
  7. You leave your bedroom window open…just in case.
  8. You’ve acquired a sudden fascination with motorcyles.
  9. Your vocabulary has significantly heightened.
  10. Before making a decision, you think, “What would Bella do?”
  11. When you hear a piano playing, your heart skips a beat.
  12. You look at your doctor and think, Carlisle’s better.”
  13. Your friends were forced into reading Twilight just to know what you were talking about all the time (and now they’re checking this list, too).
  14. When you find yourself going through the exact same emotions as Bella while reading the books.
  15. When you watch/read other vampire shows/books and say that those vampires are obviously not real because they don’t sparkle in the sunlight.
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Another one from Twilight Humor!

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Found here: Twilight Humor

Twilight, condensed

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I’ve been reading through the one-shots by HunterHunting on FanFic lately. She tends to write either Tat-ward or Nerd-ward/Awk-ward stories, all if which are excellent and totally worth reading.

So, last night I had a really strange little dream that I can only assume came from reading too much Tat-ward and, therefore, I must totally share with my Tarts. (Don’t worry, it’s not pervy or anything!)

I was hanging out at some family gathering with GESA… only it wasn’t either of our families and no one we know (except it was a dream so I totally knew all of them). Suddenly, I thought it would be a great idea to get my nipple pierced… so this very large, black woman handed me a weird safety-pin looking thing and I did it myself. It bled a little and so the woman wrapped the safety pin in silver tape so that it would heal instantly. I have no idea if it worked, though, because the kids woke me up.

Maybe the baby was nursing or something while I was asleep? Who knows, it was really weird.

Kind of like these, but the pointy end was much longer. And bigger.

Interestingly, while I was doing a google image search for weird safety pins, it also came up with a picture of Edward. That was pretty random.

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Has anyone read it yet? Thoughts?

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